STRAIGHT OUTTA BAYSIDE

Straight outta Bayside, crazy girl called Christine

From the gang called the Orford family

When I'm called off, I get a DART off

Brings me to town and the bodies are hauled off

You too boy if ya have a ticket

Or the Gardaí are gonna hafta come and get you

Off the DART, that's how I'm going out

To DIT, motherfuckin' Aungier

People talk about me, they wanna fight me

Mix 'em and cook 'em like a burger from Munchies

Goin' off on a motherfucker like that

With a can that I drink real fast

So give it up smooth

Ain't no telling when I'm down for a Coolock move

Here's an angry rap to keep yo dancing

With a crime record like the IRA

32-10 is the took

Don't make me act a total sap

Me you can go toe to toe no maybe

I'm prank phone-calling people daily

Yo weekly, monthly and yearly

Until the dopey saps see clearly

That I'm down with the capital B-S-D

Boy you can't mess with me

So when I'm in your neighbourhood, you better duck

Cos Christine is crazy as fuck

As I leave, believe I'm stompin'

But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Bayside